You Might Be a Redneck If....

this is parked in your driveway............

GI Joe proudly decks his truck out with these bad boys during deer hunting season.  I'm so proud. 

I'm also so proud of this....

No really, I am.  She's rockin' that orange right? 

She also tells me all about gutting the deer her Daddy shot and how she nearly caught a field mouse with her bare hands.  The maternity test is still pending.  We may have to get Maury Povich involved.

But she definitely belongs to him, no doubt about that.