Unfortunately, I'm being a class act slacker blogger tonight and instead of regaling you with many of the entertaining quips I've got planned for you, I'm just going to give you this. Forgive me.
This is our current answering machine message recorded in Blade's sweet voice.
"Hi you've reached the Koons Zoo Staff, GI Joe, Prairie Princess, Dakota, Blade and Ryder. We're probably out playing with our animals or rescuing Mommy from the barbed wire fence. But if you leavce your name and number we'll get back to you and if this NBC calling to offer us a sitcom we'll DEFINITELY call you back."
Surprisingly enough, NBC hasn't left a message yet. Weird. I'm sure they're just waiting until everything's sorted out with the Jay/Conan fiasco. They can't afford to pay us all so someone had to go, sorry Conan.
P.S. We're definitely on Team Conan round here and while I hate that he got the shaft from NBC, you know to make room for the Hillbilly Hilarity sitcom and all, it's hard to feel too sorry for a guy that got $30+ million TO NOT HAVE TO WORK. Yeah, my heart's not breaking for him.
P.P.S. Reese's Eggs are out already!!! WHHHHAAAT? It's only January. What are they trying to do to me? Sigh....
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