Since my earnest plea to Carhartt that I wrote TWO YEARS ago has gone rudely unanswered, even after 2 phone calls and a follow up email, it's time.
Time to get serious. Especially since we've recently gotten hit by a blizzard which means I've been sporting my boring navy blue Carhartts an awful lot. And everytime I slip them on, I'm overcome by bitterness, disgust, and anger towards Carhartt because WHY AM I NOT WEARING RASPBERRY COVERALLS RIGHT NOW?
Here goes my last attempt before I go public with this scandal. I'm talking Dateline Special here folks.
Not So Dear Carhartt,