Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The Tale of Two Earrings

Last night as I was getting ready for bed I was taking out my earrings and found, much to my dismay that one ear was earring-less (that’s absolutely a real word). I rather liked the earrings I had been wearing so was a little bummed that I had apparently lost it. I reached over to the other ear to take out the remaining earring and thought it felt a little bulky. I laid the earring down on the sink and looked in the mirror. And what did I find? THE OTHER EARRING…IN MY EAR. The same ear that the other earring had been in, in the same hole! So basically, I had been walking around all day with 2 earrings in the same hole in the same ear. Nice.  I would like to take this opportunity to thank my coworkers who let me walk around all day, head tilted at a weird angle from all the excess weight on one side and 2 earrings dangling out of one ear hole, without saying a word.  Thanks guys, thanks a lot. 


At least now I know why my ear hurt all day.

So when you see celebrities with 2 hoop earrings dangling out of one hole in one ear on the cover of US Weekly very soon, you’ll know who started the trend.

THIS girl, that’s who.

2 comments:

  1. Just for the record my friend, if this was a Monday or Tuesday of course I wouldn't have seen it since I don't work those days...lol!

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  2. It was a Monday, you're off the hook. This is why I really need you to work the same schedule as me. :)

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