Last night as I was getting ready for bed I was taking out my earrings and found, much to my dismay that one ear was earring-less (that’s absolutely a real word). I rather liked the earrings I had been wearing so was a little bummed that I had apparently lost it. I reached over to the other ear to take out the remaining earring and thought it felt a little bulky. I laid the earring down on the sink and looked in the mirror. And what did I find? THE OTHER EARRING…IN MY EAR. The same ear that the other earring had been in, in the same hole! So basically, I had been walking around all day with 2 earrings in the same hole in the same ear. Nice. I would like to take this opportunity to thank my coworkers who let me walk around all day, head tilted at a weird angle from all the excess weight on one side and 2 earrings dangling out of one ear hole, without saying a word. Thanks guys, thanks a lot.
At least now I know why my ear hurt all day.
So when you see celebrities with 2 hoop earrings dangling out of one hole in one ear on the cover of US Weekly very soon, you’ll know who started the trend.
THIS girl, that’s who.