We did the usual pumpkin patch things such as.....
Pet a donkey (can't do this at home due to GI Joe's No Donkey policy...oh wait....hee hee.)
Ride a moo train that we may or may not be too big for
Pick a few pumpkins...obviously
Those were all lovely, family friendly activities but then there were X rated activities....AT A PUMPKIN PATCH! I KNOW WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? You've been warned, now please use parental discretion when viewing the rest of the pictures.
So once we did all the G rated stuff, it got a little wild and crazy because then we...
Jumped in a giant
That's some Double P if I've ever seen it. SERIOUSLY?!? Tell me I'm not the only one who sees it, especially considering what we did next.
Wait, WHAT? Is it just me or is this just downright disturbing? Thankfully, the kids were delightfully oblivious as I really wasn't prepared to have "that" talk at the pumpkin patch, I mean I'd much rather let an episode of TLC's "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" explain it for them. So instead GI Joe and I had to snicker like junior high boys when the kids weren't looking and smile and say "How cool!" when the kids kept
being delivered crawling out of the caterpillar.
That was one trip to the pumpkin patch we won't soon forget. Perhaps we'll go back when it's time to have "the talk" so we'll have visuals to refer to. Thanks Patch's Pumpkins for an informative, fun, yet shocking visit.