Disturbing

A few Saturdays ago, we took a little family outing to a nearby Pumpkin Patch.  We'd not been to this one before but you can see it a plethora of bounce houses/slides from the interstate and that's all the more advertising it takes for our children to be sold.  Well played Patch's Pumpkin. 
We did the usual pumpkin patch things such as.....

Pet a donkey (can't do this at home due to GI Joe's No Donkey policy...oh wait....hee hee.)

Ride a moo train that we may or may not be too big for

Pick a few pumpkins...obviously

Those were all lovely, family friendly activities but then there were X rated activities....AT A PUMPKIN PATCH!  I KNOW WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?  You've been warned, now please use parental discretion when viewing the rest of the pictures. 

So once we did all the G rated stuff, it got a little wild and crazy because then we...

Jumped in a giant  boob pumpkin

That's some Double P if I've ever seen it.  SERIOUSLY?!?  Tell me I'm not the only one who sees it, especially considering what we did next.

And climbed thru the birth canal of a caterpillar

Dilated to 9? 

Wait, WHAT?  Is it just me or is this just downright disturbing?  Thankfully, the kids were delightfully oblivious as I really wasn't prepared to have "that" talk at the pumpkin patch, I mean I'd much rather let an episode of TLC's "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" explain it for them.  So instead GI Joe and I had to snicker like junior high boys when the kids weren't looking and smile and say "How cool!" when the kids kept being delivered crawling out of the caterpillar. 

That was one trip to the pumpkin patch we won't soon forget.  Perhaps we'll go back when it's time to have "the talk" so we'll have visuals to refer to.  Thanks Patch's Pumpkins for an informative, fun, yet shocking visit.