Quacking Up

I don't know about you, but I went through a very awkward adolescent stage.  Big mall bangs, crooked teeth, tight rolled jeans, the works.  But it wasn't quite THIS bad...

STOP..in the name of duck!

Do you think I'm sexyquacky?

Whatchyou lookin' at Willis?

Ugly ducklings need love too. 

Looking like he just stepped out of a salon.

Do you think someday I'll be as handsome as him?

He struts around here like he knows he looks GOOOOOOD.  Show off. 

They carry him around like he's some kinda prize or something.  Pfffftt...

Oh well, at least I have a shoulder to cry on.  And way cooler hair.......